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Phoenix, Arizona
Growing up my initials were OP, which was pretty cool in the 80's, right? Then I got married and my initials got updated to match our very texting obsessed era that we now live in (and shake our heads at)...OMG. For those who are texting illiterate, I'll spell it out..."Oh, My God!". I pity the girl whose initials are W.T.F. (I won't spell that one out. You can Google it or email me for an explaination on that one!)


Dear So-and-So,

Dear young blonde girl I passed on the freeway,
While I'm glad you were not speeding while reading that piece of paper and talking on your cell, I do wish you had been at least going the speed limit. Or even better, NOT been on the freeway at all.

Dear Bed, Bath & Beyond,
You clearly have wonderful items and clever marketing. Today I fell for your $5 off coupon. Intending on only buying those green veggie freshness bags, I left with a reciept showing $96. I guess it could have been $101. Thanks alot for the "savings".

Dear Coffee Lady at the bookstore,
I could tell you wanted to be moody with me when I ordered my one shot of espresso w/a touch of water. But you did a fairly good job at covering your foul mood and I appreciate that. I wish the drink had been a touch hotter but I didn't want to push it with you.

Dear Cricket Cellular,
You may have great prices on your plans but there just a few too many restrictions & limitations. I'm an American, afterall. That means I want it all, everywhere, all the time. Hope you understand.

1 comment:

Amanda said...

What a hilarious list!!! Youare so creative!!

I too fall victim to Bed Bath and Beyond.

It bad. Very bad. ;)

God bless!