Not me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Hi, it's me. I know it's been awhile but I've been busy NOT doing alot of things.

What? You MUST know. Well, okay. But considered yourself warned.

I did not get my husband to smile big in this picture by telling him his head was right in a "certain spot" on the man in the mural behind him. Shame! I'm not cheeky like that!

I did not spend $1,259.72 in just two days. I was not thrilled beyond belief to start nursing school that I have to tell everyone at work...twice.

I did not spend half my day making this instead of studying. Hello! I'm in school. I have hours & hours of important studying to do!

I did not buy a bulk package of 50 (1oz packs) of cream cheese from Costco. I wouldn't ever need that much because I'm the only person in the house who eats cream cheese. I would not do that because that would mean I would be the only one to consume 50 servings of cream cheese over the next few months. I definately have not already eaten about 8.

I also did not make a lovely Sunday dinner in the crockpot and slave over homemade asparagus soup, only to eat leftover chinese wontons with aforementioned cream cheese. Standing at the kitchen counter. Eating. Dinner. Cream cheese. Not me!

I did not get a natural high while visiting my grandma in the ER & ICU this week. I would be focused on my dear grandma, not all the cool procedures I got to watch! I did not spend more time chatting up her nurses, ultrasound tech, phlebotomist & listening to the doctors talk in the hallway than actually with my dear sick grandma. Not me! I am first a granddaughter, then a nurse, right?! Well, apparently, not me!

I did not take this picture of myself before leaving for class on Saturday morning. I did not document my "first nursing school test" day like I'm somebody's little child.

I did not lock my keys in my car and leave my cell phone at home when my husband and I went to the gym. I did not have to call my brother-in-law to come pick us up and come over for dinner 3 hours earlier than planned. I surely did not still have the house a wreck and madly vaccuumed & cleaned while he took my husband to go pick up my car. I did not learn my lesson!

I did not take dozens and dozens of pictures of these things.

I have much better ways to spend my time.

That about sums things up. Thanks for stopping by. This did not take 1 1/2 hrs to complete. I'll try to not use it as an excuse to not go to the gym this morning!