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Phoenix, Arizona
Growing up my initials were OP, which was pretty cool in the 80's, right? Then I got married and my initials got updated to match our very texting obsessed era that we now live in (and shake our heads at)...OMG. For those who are texting illiterate, I'll spell it out..."Oh, My God!". I pity the girl whose initials are W.T.F. (I won't spell that one out. You can Google it or email me for an explaination on that one!)


I'm joining the carnival ride of "Not Me!" Monday. It's a great idea and all credit goes to MckMama.

First of all I want to adamantly deny any accusation that I spent 7 hours watching football on Sunday. Not me. It was only 6hrs when you subtract the commercials and half-time. So there!

I did not consider my mom an intrusion into my football coma when she stopped by during the games. I did not kiss my husband when she wasn't looking and was not a bit relieved when she left. She barely ever visits so I would never treat her like that.

I did not just spend 2hrs practicing for my math placement test only to realize that it's MLK day so the college is closed. I certainly am NOT worried that I'm going to forget fractions, percentages, and basic college algebra by the time I am able to take the test. Nope, I'm not worried at all that I might forget this basic stuff in just 2 short days.

I didn't get all that much excited when I saw I've been added as friend on Audrey's Blog. I am not at all frustrated that I don't know how to create links and stuff on my blog. It is not creating any anxiety or teeth-gritting at all. I don't feel like I'm missing out on anything important.

I did clean my bathrooms last week and NOT because they hadn't been cleaned in waaaaaayyyy too long. It had nothing to do with what was growing inside.

I did not wonder if the 3 stray cats in our backyard would like me more and be more friendly than the 3 cats inside my house. I don't take it personally that his cats run when they see my shadow.

I am not patting myself on the back for figuring out how to post this and create the appropriate links. I am not going to reward myself by going shopping now.


Anonymous said...

Happy Not Me Monday!

Amanda said...

Good for you! You did a GREAAT Not Me and I look forward to reading more and more! ANd dont worry about blogging lingo and linkage and all that stuff. You'll get it! It just takes time and a little thirst for knowledge. lol

Have a blessed day!

Pam said...

OMGosh! I'm rolling with belly laughs here! I'm probably waking my kids up as we blog! You're toooo funny.

Welcome to BlogLand. You're amongst friends. Do not stress, you will figure things out. If not, ask for help.

I can't wait to read your other posts and can hardly wait til next Monday to see what you did not do!

Have a great week,

Mrs. Realife said...

Hey! Thanks for being a follower -- I love Not Me Monday's and I'm *never* cleaning because I haven't cleaning in waaaay to long ;0)

Amanda said...

Hey....aren't you doing a Not Me today???? I can't wait to read it!

God bless-

Audrey said...

Well, you know a lot more than me apparently... I have no idea how to put music on mine... or that linky thing on the bottom. And your picture through the wine glass- very cool. I think I may try that on a baby bottle.

It is great to reconnect after all these years!