I'm joining the carnival ride of "Not Me!" Monday. It's a great idea and all credit goes to MckMama.
First of all I want to adamantly deny any accusation that I spent 7 hours watching football on Sunday. Not me. It was only 6hrs when you subtract the commercials and half-time. So there!
I did not consider my mom an intrusion into my football coma when she stopped by during the games. I did not kiss my husband when she wasn't looking and was not a bit relieved when she left. She barely ever visits so I would never treat her like that.
I did not just spend 2hrs practicing for my math placement test only to realize that it's MLK day so the college is closed. I certainly am NOT worried that I'm going to forget fractions, percentages, and basic college algebra by the time I am able to take the test. Nope, I'm not worried at all that I might forget this basic stuff in just 2 short days.
I didn't get all that much excited when I saw I've been added as friend on Audrey's Blog. I am not at all frustrated that I don't know how to create links and stuff on my blog. It is not creating any anxiety or teeth-gritting at all. I don't feel like I'm missing out on anything important.
I did clean my bathrooms last week and NOT because they hadn't been cleaned in waaaaaayyyy too long. It had nothing to do with what was growing inside.
I did not wonder if the 3 stray cats in our backyard would like me more and be more friendly than the 3 cats inside my house. I don't take it personally that his cats run when they see my shadow.
I am not patting myself on the back for figuring out how to post this and create the appropriate links. I am not going to reward myself by going shopping now.