Not me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to http://www.mycharmingkids.net">her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did NOT find out that my husband read my last blog entry only when he tried to use/twist /misquote what I wrote in order to prove he was right.


Him: This Spring weather has been really wierd.

Me: It's not Spring yet. Not officially. Those things have official dates.

Him: Well, I'm talking generally. Anyway, didn't you write that it was Spring in your last blog?

Me: Oh, you read it! I love that!

(I'm thinking to myself, 'He wouldn't call it Summer in October! You can't just redefine seasons!!!' *and on and on because that's how a woman's brain works, right sweetie!?)

Him: (smiling because he likes to make me happy)

Me: But if you notice, I wrote it was "almost spring".

I love you, Brian! Keep reading, quoting, correcting and enjoying my blog!



I did NOT make a chocolate muffin for my husband to eat in the mornings with his coffee. I do NOT spoil him like that. I would only feed him healthy stuff like oatmeal and bran.
That muffin batter did NOT turn out too liquidy so I made a cake out of it. And all of the chocolate chips did NOT sink to the bottom. I did NOT make this horrendous looking muffin-cake-gone-wrong.





I did NOT discover this:



I did NOT drink 4 of these in 2 days.



I did NOT go with my husband to get a DVR after begging for many days. I did NOT encourage him also to buy GARMIN (GPS system). I am NOT that spendy/impulsive/demanding when it comes to obtaining new technology. I am NOT excited like a kid at Christmas about these new toys!


I have NOT recently decided that since we don't have a dog or a baby, that my husband will be the substitute.

I do NOT sit around staring at him because he's "so cute!", rubbing his belly, kissing him and feeding him. NOT me!